Humor Quote by Garrison Keillor — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it. ”

“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”

“Evelyn was an insomniac so when they say she died in her sleep, you have to question that.”

“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.”

“When in doubt, look intelligent.”

“Fiction was invented the day Jonah arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale..”

“It was amazing how many books one could fit into a room, assuming one didn't want to move around very much.”

“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.”

“Civilization is vastly overrated.”

“It is one of the defects of my character that I cannot altogether dislike anyone who makes me laugh.”

“‎No people whose word for 'yesterday' is the same as their word for 'tomorrow' can be said to have a firm grip on the time.”