Humor Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Kat laughed. 'Who wants to live forever?'”

“I'm too young, too smart and too good-looking to die.”

“He was Death, and he'd ridden in on a pale horse...”

“The worst decisions in life we make are always the one we make out of fear.”

“It's easy to look at people and make quick judgements about them, their present and their pasts, but you'd be amazed at the pain and tears a single smile hides. what a person shows to the world is only one tiny facet of the iceburg hidden from sight. And more often then not, it's lined with cracks and scars that go all the way to the foundation of their soul.”

“We almost made it to thirty seconds without an insult. I think we set a new record.”

“How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?”

“Stairs," Valkyrie said, disappointed.”

“Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.”

“Perhaps not," said Will, who had ears like a bat's. "But I would make a radiant bride.”

“Man, you weigh a freaking ton," he told me. "What've you been eating, rocks?”

“Babe!”