Humor Quote by Meg Cabot — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Michael has never cried during a Broadway show. Except in that scene where Tarzan's ape father is brutally murdered.”

“The fact is, I love him. He's the boy I want and one day he'll be MINE.”

“Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.”

“I've never even been to Long Island”

“Did you let him know that if he can't see fit to return your blow job immediately, you will have no choice but to sue?”

“You know your Lamborghini is on fire, right?”

“That's the coolest thing I've ever seen," Puck said.”

“Actors are so fortunate. They can choose whether they will appear in tragedy or in comedy, whether they will suffer or make merry, laugh or shed tears. But in real life it is different. Most men and women are forced to perform parts for which they have no qualifications. Our Guildensterns play Hamlet for us, and our Hamlets have to jest like Prince Hal. The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.”

“I never made one of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking”

“We spend the first 12 months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 months teaching them to sit down and shut up.”

“They laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same.”

“I’m going to tell you something once and then whether you die is strictly up to you," Westley said, lying pleasantly on the bed. "What I’m going to tell you is this: drop your sword, and if you do, then I will leave with this baggage here"—he glanced at Buttercup—"and you will be tied up but not fatally, and will be free to go about your business. And if you choose to fight, well, then, we will not both leave alive.”