Humor Quote by Brandon Sanderson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Ignorance is hardly unusual, Miss Davar. The longer I live, the more I come to realize that it is the natural state of the human mind. There are many who will strive to defend its sanctity and then expect you to be impressed with their efforts.”

“Marsh: Our best efforts were never even a mild annoyance to the Lord Ruler.”

“It was amazing how many books one could fit into a room, assuming one didn't want to move around very much.”

“Wayne's a little attached to that hat," Waxillium said. "He thinks it's lucky.”

“I’ll admit, Jasnah, that I empathize with your skepticism, but I don’t agree with it. I just think you've been looking for God in the wrong places.”

“Do you know how many grand romances would have avoided tragedy if the hero had thought, "You know, maybe I should ask her if she likes me first"?”

“Those unable to catalog the past are doomed to repeat it.”

“I was supposed to write a romantic comedy, but my characters broke up.”

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”

“I hate girls that giggle all the time...”

“Five syllables," Apollo said, counting them on his fingers. "That would be real bad.”

“The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo...”