Humor Quote by Rudyard Kipling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“There is sorrow enough in the natural way”

“What is a woman that you forsake her”

“I always prefer to believe the best of everybody; it saves so much trouble”

“At two o'clock in the morning, if you open your window and listen,”

“Simon: So were you following me? Or is it just an amazing coincidence that you happened to be on the roof of a building I was walking by when I got attacked?”

“Emilio appeared with wine before Cal could say anything, and Min beamed at him, grateful for the rescue. "Emilio, my darling. I forgot to mention cake boxes. Two hundred cake boxes.”

“From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success.... I'm just here to cash in.”

“Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies”

“Relax, having kids is years away. But can you imagine? Your brains, my charm, our collective good looks... then add in the usual physical abilities dhampirs get.”

“She frowned at me. "You need some rest. You look like hell. And you're obviously tired enough to have gotten the giggles.”