Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“She picked up the book and then walked back past him into the tent, but as she did so, she brushed the top of his head lightly with her hand. He closed his eyes at her touch, and hated himself for wishing that what she said was true: that Dumbledore had really cared.”

“I don't mean to be rude—" he began, in a tone that threatened rudeness in every syllable.”

“Well you seemed too busy to call him a prat and I thought someone should.”

“Nobody's ever asked me to a party before, as a friend. Is that why you dyed your eyebrow, for the party? Should I do mine too?”

“I have gone temporarily deaf and haven't any idea what you said, Harry.”

“As much money and life as you could want! The two things most human beings would choose above all - the trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them.”

“Slumber party with Dracula, all things considerd why not?”

“molesting the vampire while he's too weak to fight back, iz? jace asked. i'm pretty sure that violates at least one of the accords.”

“I don't understand how people can”

“We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.”

“A horse must be a bit mad to be a good cavalry mount, and its rider must be completely so.”

“My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.”