Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?”

“Wear that scarf," he said, pointing to a blue cashmere scarf hanging on a peg. "It matches your eyes.”

“Ah,” said Magnus. “Nerd love. It is a beautiful thing, while also being an object of mockery and hilarity for those of us who are more sophisticated.”

“Why are we bringing him along, again?" Will inquired, of the world in general as well as his sister.”

“Out of the corner of her eye she thought she saw Jace shoot her a look of white rage - but when she glanced at him, he looked as he always did: easy, confident, slightly bored.”

“And second, keep in mind that you are a weapon. In theory, when you're done with training, you should be able to kick a hole in a wall or knock out a moose with a single punch.”

“Wow. When he started looking back on the war with Kronos as the good old days--that was sad.”

“We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.”

“When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles”

“The cow-shaped cookies have a beef flavoring, the turkey-shaped cookies have a poultry flavoring, and...”

“It was amazing how many books one could fit into a room, assuming one didn't want to move around very much.”

“You look angry," he said.”