Humor Quote by Andy Warhol — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“People should fall in love with their eyes closed.”

“Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets”

“Sometimes, people let the same problem make them miserable for years when they could just say, so what. That is one of my favourite things to say. So what.”

“They say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.”

“They say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.”

“There are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal kindly family man who just comes in to work every day and has a job to do.”

“My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.”

“Astriola. That IS demon pox. You had evidence that demon pox existed and you didnt mention it to me! Et tu, Brute!' He rolled up the paper and hit Jem over the head with it.”

“In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this?”

“I still can't believe," Michael said, sotto voce, "that you came to the Vampires' Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire.”

“I sheathed my blade and glared at him. "And here I almost thought you weren't a complete bastard.”