Humor Quote by Jim Butcher — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I let out a battle cry. Sure, a lot of people might have mistaken it for a sudden yelp of unmanly fear, but trust me. It was a battle cry.”

“On the whole, we're a murderous race. According to Genesis, it took as few as four people to make the planet too crowded to stand, and the first murder was a fratricide. Genesis says that in a fit of jealous rage, the very first child born to mortal parents, Cain, snapped and popped the first metaphorical cap in another human being. The attack was a bloody, brutal, violent, reprehensible killing. Cain's brother Abel probably never saw it coming. As I opened the door to my apartment, I was filled with a sense of empathic sympathy and intuitive understanding. For freaking Cain.”

“I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland.”

“Murphy hung up and I said, to the still-open line, "Hey, if you've got someone watching my place, could you call the cops if anyone tries to steal my Star Wars poster? It's an original.”

“I don't believe in faeries!”

“Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.”

“Can you be a girl for a few seconds?”

“He looked from Will to Tessa and raised his silvery eyebrows. "A miracle," he said. "You got him to speak.”

“Those unable to catalog the past are doomed to repeat it.”

“See?" she heard Shane yell at the kitchen. "She doesn't stomp around like a cattle stampede!”

“I have something I need to tell you," he says. I run my fingers along the tendons in his hands and look back at him. "I might be in love with you." He smiles a little. "I'm waiting until I'm sure to tell you, though.”

“This book was written using 100% recycled words.”