Humor Quote by Robert Byrne — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie.”

“I like pancakes.”

“You wanna go build some shelves with me?”

“When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got?”

“Before I speak, I have something important to say.”

“I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.”