Humor Quote by Brandon Mull — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“A lie twice believed is self decieved”

“It was one thing to snuggle a little when the world seemed about to end, and quite another to explain to her parents that she wanted to date an ancient magical horse.”

“Could you just call me Pigeon?” he asked the teacher when she read his name.”

“Excruciating agony makes me cranky.”

“FABLEHAVEN: None who enter will leave unchanged. Trespassers will be turned to stone.”

“Are you her boyfriend?”

“It's a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can't eat for eight hours; he can't drink for eight hours; he can't make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.”

“I'm sure I'll feel much more grateful when I find a guy who thinks complex wiring in a girl is a turn-on.”

“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck”

“You sneaked into my cabin?”

“Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.”

“So." [Isobel] cleared her throat. "What are we doing?”