Humor Quote by Elle Kennedy — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Baby, I could watch you watching paint dry, and I still wouldn’t be bored.” Garrett Graham, my own personal sweet-talker.”

“Just as the door opens, I look intently at the screen and act like I'm still chatting with her mother. '--And she stuck her finger in my ass when she was blowing me, which was fucking incredible. I never thought I'd enjoy having anything up there, but--'”

“Does that diminish my own experience, because someone has it worse? There's always someone with a shittier life than yours. That doesn't turn the shit in your life into roses.”

“I know I have my flaws. But I need to level up to be with this woman. She forces me to be better. I want to be better for her. I want to be her hero.”

“Women don't want all that. Women just want a partner who is considerate and attentive, who will spoon with them while reciting Keats, and feed them organic yogurt by candlelight on a seaside cliff at sunset.”

“They say: Think twice before you jump. I say: Jump first and then think as much as you want!”

“The day I can't pull something useful out of my ass is the day I quit sticking things up my ass.”

“Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.”

“The Prince found Buttercup waiting unhappily outside his chamber doors.”

“She sighed, annoyed at her restlessness. “So,” she said, disrupting Wolf in another backward glance.”