Humor Quote by Elle Kennedy — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Does that diminish my own experience, because someone has it worse? There's always someone with a shittier life than yours. That doesn't turn the shit in your life into roses.”

“Just as the door opens, I look intently at the screen and act like I'm still chatting with her mother. '--And she stuck her finger in my ass when she was blowing me, which was fucking incredible. I never thought I'd enjoy having anything up there, but--'”

“I know I have my flaws. But I need to level up to be with this woman. She forces me to be better. I want to be better for her. I want to be her hero.”

“Jesus Christ, will you quit dictating this conversation to Hannah?' I grumble. 'Bros before hos, dude.'”

“Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.”

“You guessed? You must have been pretty sure, considering you could have killed me.”

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”

“You called me at four thirty-four....I hate four thirty-four. I think four thirty-four should be banned and replaced with something more reasonable, like, say, nine twelve.”

“I do not," I felt oddly appalled by her statement. "I'm an excellent liar. Ask my dentist. He swears I floss regularly.”

“You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.”