Humor Quote by Rachel Caine — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Run first,' Shane said. 'Mourn later.'”

“You're kidding," Shane said. "Do you think I want to visit Crazy McTeeth in his lair of insanity?”

“Myrnin, who hadn't said much, suddenly reached out and wrapped his arms around her.”

“[Myrnin to Claire about their costumes of Pierrot and Harlequin, respectively]”

“Bite me, Goth princess,” Shane called from the back. “Not literally or anything.”

“See?" she heard Shane yell at the kitchen. "She doesn't stomp around like a cattle stampede!”

“I believe it was Shakespeare, or possibly Howard Cosell, who first observed that marriage is very much like a birthday candle, in that 'the flames of passion burn brightest when the wick of intimacy is first ignited by the disposable butane lighter of physical attraction, but sooner or later the heat of familiarity causes the wax of boredom to drip all over the vanilla frosting of novelty and the shredded coconut of romance.' I could not have phrased it better myself.”

“I told them he'd be able to get you to go out." Rianne folded her winnings and tucked the bills into her blazer pocket. "Look at him.”

“In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.”

“Some people see things that are and ask, Why?”

“Annoyed?” said Sophie. “Why should I be annoyed? Someone only filled the castle with rotten aspic, and deafened everyone in Porthaven, and scared Calcifer to a cinder, and broke a few hundred hearts. Why should that annoy me?”

“Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may think you are interesting, but you are not more interesting than lunch.”