Humor Quote by Louisa May Alcott — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Be comforted, dear soul! There is always light behind the clouds.”

“Conceit spoils the finest genius.”

“…wisely mingled poetry and prose.”

“I ask not for any crown”

“In the midst of her tears came the thought, "When people are in danger, they ask God to save them;" and, slipping down upon her knees, she said her prayer as she had never said it before, for when human help seems gone we turn to Him as naturally as lost children cry to their father, and feel sure that he will hear and answer them.”

“You have a good many little gifts and virtues, but there is no need of parading them, for conceit spoils the finest genius.”

“How do I define history? It's just one fucking thing after another”

“I was conceived because it would be good for my House to have an heir and because my parents' genes ticked the right set of boxes. You were probably conceived because your parents loved each other.”

“There must be something wrong with those people who think Audrey Hepburn doesn’t perspire, hiccup or sneeze, because they know that’s not true. I n fact, I hiccup more than most.”

“In my life, I have given a fuck about many people and many things. I have also not given a fuck about many people and many things. And like the road not taken, it was the fucks not given that made all the difference.”

“Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.”

“Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. You can thank me later.”