Humor Quote by Dan Wells — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I've been clinically diagnosed with sociopathy,' I said. 'Do you know what that means?'”

“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.”

“Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.”

“We've both got into the blue beetle. He got into the red door, I got into the white one.”

“If I behave as though this is a completely normal situation, then maybe it will be ...”

“He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.”

“An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have.”