Humor Quote by Alan Bennett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Clichés can be quite fun. That's how they got to be clichés.”

“Will put his hand on Nico's shoulder. "Nico, we need to have another talk about your people skills.”

“When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.”

“It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, 'As pretty as an airport.”

“The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.”

“What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?”

“If something is going to happen to me, I want to be there.”