Humor Quote by Ilona Andrews — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I ripped my left arm out of his hand and slammed my elbow into his solar plexus. He exhaled in a gasp. I lunged for the dagger and sat on top of him, my knees pinning his arms, my dagger on his throat.”

“She surveyed the carnage behind him. "Did you have fun?”

“I've never created a riot before. I did cause a brawl at the last formal. A large number of young women there actually arrived with the expectation of seducing me into matrimony, and a couple of their mothers came to blows. It was hilari—I mean, dreadful. Simply dreadful.”

“Curran looked back at me. "Why is it you always attract creeps?”

“I can't give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you'd set it on fire.”

“Did he just rip out the engine?" I asked.”

“I like the sound of that, crashing Monica's party," he glanced at Michael, then quickly away. "What about you? That break some kind of vampire rules or something?”

“What's this about?”

“Some have brains, and some haven't, ... and there it is.”

“Ow! My brains!”

“The secret to humor is surprise.”

“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.”