Humor Quote by Karen Marie Moning — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Is anyone who's supposed to be dead actually dead?”

“It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.”

“there are three kinds of people in the world: those who don't know and don't know they don't know; those who don't know and do know they don't know; and those who know and know how much they still don't know.”

“Was he a good kisser, Ms. Lane?” Barrons asked, watching me carefully.”

“It's just another of Robin's sayings. Like, 'Holy strawberries, Batman, we're in a jam! Or, Holy Kleenex, Batman, it was right under our nose and we blew it!”

“I love books, by the way, way more than movies. Movies tell you what to think. A good book lets you choose a few thoughts for yourself. Movies show you the pink house. A good book tells you there's a pink house and lets you paint some of the finishing touches, maybe choose the roof style,park your own car out front. My imagination has always topped anything a movie could come up with. Case in point, those darned Harry Potter movies. That was so not what that part-Veela-chick, Fleur Delacour, looked like.”

“How do you tell the psychiatrists from the patients in the hospital?”

“CONJUGATE THIS:”

“Don't count your owls before they are delivered.”

“If you ever put a student at this school in danger again-'”

“I have never heard a lady say 'arse,'" the emperor said mildly.”

“I love having existential crises at bedtime, it's so restful.”