Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“As much money and life as you could want! The two things most human beings would choose above all - the trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them.”

“We did it, we bashed them wee Potter's the one, and Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!”

“I’ll make Goyle do lines, it’ll kill him, he hates writing,” said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyle’s low grunt and, screwing up his face in a look of pained concentration, mimed writing in midair. “I... must... not... look... like... a... baboon’s... backside.”

“I don't think you should be an Auror, Harry," said Luna unexpectedly. Everybody looked at her. "The Aurors are part of the Rotfang Conspiracy, I thought everyone knew that. They're working to bring down the Ministry of Magic from within using a mixture of dark magic and gum disease.”

“So Dobby stopped us from getting on the train and broke your arm. . . ." He shook his head. "You know what, Harry? If he doesn't stop trying to save your life he's going to kill you.”

“Although I was able to maintain a pleasant expression, I was mentally throwing up in her face.”

“Electricity is really just organized lightning”

“He looked from Will to Tessa and raised his silvery eyebrows. "A miracle," he said. "You got him to speak.”

“My beard grows down to my toes,”

“Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut.”

“If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion, and avoid the people, you might better stay home.”