Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Percy?" Annabeth gripped his arm.”

“hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a horrible stock market if i publish this story. I hope he is just bluffing.”

“You might as well ask an artist to explain his art, or ask a poet to explain his poem. It defeats the purpose. The meaning is only clear thorough the search.”

“He understood how dangerous oaths could be. But Leo didn't care.”

“The main thing about ghosts – most of them have lost their voices. In Asphodel, millions of them wander around aimlessly, trying to remember who they were. You know why they end up like that? Because in life they never took a stand one way or another. They never spoke out, so they were never heard. Your voice is your identity. If you don’t use it,’ Nico said with a shrug, ‘you’re halfway to Asphodel already.’”

“Hmm…” Jason snapped his fingers. “I can call a friend for a ride.”

“No one in the world gets what they want and that is beautiful.”

“Ceres wanted a united front in the plant war.”

“Jesus Christ, will you quit dictating this conversation to Hannah?' I grumble. 'Bros before hos, dude.'”

“What I'm expecting is for you to behave like the gentleman I always thought you were.”

“I’ve had a tense couple of days. And I’ve got to tell you, burning someone’s face off sounds like a great way to relax.”

“Such is the vastness of his genius that he can outwit even himself.”