Humor Quote by Ilona Andrews — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I ripped my left arm out of his hand and slammed my elbow into his solar plexus. He exhaled in a gasp. I lunged for the dagger and sat on top of him, my knees pinning his arms, my dagger on his throat.”

“...sometimes what you go looking for isn't as important as what you leave behind.”

“She surveyed the carnage behind him. "Did you have fun?”

“What's that?”

“I gave him my best cryptic smile. He did not fall down to his feet, kiss my shoes, and promise me the world. I must be getting rusty.”

“I'm capable—”

“Wrath: What the hell are you supposed to ask?”

“My bookcase is all yours.”

“I am not sure I trust you.”

“Emergency dance party--go away.”

“It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib or something so we can test it.”

“I don't understand how people can”