Humor Quote by Gena Showalter — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“THE WOMAN WAS GOING TO KILL HIM, and not because she was stronger and more vicious than he was. Which, if he thought about it, she was. He’d never ripped a man’s throat out with his teeth, and he was damned impressed that Gwen had. She’d made the Lords of the Underworld look like marshmallows.”

“I tried to tell you. You said you didn't care, remember?”

“To answer your question, you want me because I'm made of awesome.”

“There was a dragon who had a long-standing obsession with a queen's breasts," she said, growing breathless. "The dragon knew the penalty to touch her would mean death, yet he revealed his secret desire to the king's chief doctor. This man promised he could arrange for the dragon to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him one thousand gold coins." She spread her soapy hands over his nipples, then down his arms. "Though he didn't have the money, the dragon readily agreed to the scheme.”

“What were you chanting when you gave me your blood?”

“He gripped her nape. "I fuckin' love you, Regin!" Rain spiked his lashes as he gazed down at her, commanding her,”

“Don't forget to give Neville our love!' Ginny told James as she hugged him.”

“No, I do my torturing in the dungeon like any other respectable castle owner,”

“Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing but nobody else does.”

“He looked back at her, and when she saw the look on his face, she saw his eyes at Renwick’s, when he had watched the Portal that separated him from his home shatter into a thousand irretrievable pieces. He held her gaze for a split second, then looked away from her, the muscles in his throat working.”

“I don't know if anyone's ever told you this", he begins. He doesn't blush, and his eyes don't dart away. Instead I find myself staring into a pair of oceans - one perfect, the other blemished by that tiny ripple. "You're very attractive.”

“She sighed, annoyed at her restlessness. “So,” she said, disrupting Wolf in another backward glance.”