Humor Quote by Laurell K. Hamilton — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You can not die of grief, though it feels as if you can. A heart does not actually break, though sometimes your chest aches as if it is breaking. Grief dims with time. It is the way of things. There comes a day when you smile again, and you feel like a traitor. How dare I feel happy. How dare I be glad in a world where my father is no more. And then you cry fresh tears, because you do not miss him as much as you once did, and giving up your grief is another kind of death.”

“His eyes widened just a bit, his lips flexed. I realized he was trying not to laugh. I hate it when people find my threats amusing.”

“Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down, and there just happened to be an erection in the way.”

“I knew from the moment I heard you, the moment I saw the gun and realized that this lovely, petit woman was the executioner, that you would never die waiting for me to save you - that you would save yourself.”

“The truth may not set you free, but used carefully, it can confuse the hell out of your enemies.”

“The Council agrees," Zeus said. "Percy Jackson, you will have one gift from the gods.”

“That’s the problem with you nearly immortal types,” I said. “You couldn’t spot a pop culture reference if it skittered up and implanted an embryo down your esophagus.”

“You won't even take your bow? Are you planning to throttle a moose with your bare hands, then?”

“I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.”

“You teach combat, I guess.”

“Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.”