Humor Quote by Jay Kristoff — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“LOOK AROUND. GAME DEAD, RIVERS BLACK, LAND CHOKED WITH WEED. SKIES BLEEDING, RED AS BLOOD. FOR WHAT?”

“When you take a person out of the world, you don't just take them, do you? You take everything they were, too.”

“A traitor's just a patriot on the wrong side of winning.”

“Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.”

“Of course ." A wicked gleam entered his eyes. "But I only turn girls into salamanders on Tuesdays. Luckily for you, it´s a Wednesday, which is the day I drink a goblet of orphan´s blood for supper.”

“Yes Headwoman Azaze. But I never lie to Rosethorn. She, um, discourages it.”

“You know, Miss Holly, you look very dramatic like that, backlit by the fire. Very attractive, if I may say so. I know you shared a moment passionne with Artemis which he subsequently fouled up with his typical boorish behavior. Let me just throw something out there for you to consider while we're chasing the probe: I share Artemis's passion but not his boorishness. No pressure; just think about it.”

“He specialized in the murder of dreams, Hazel Grace...”

“You have a very open relationship with your fans.”