Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”

“The reaper does not listen to the harvest.”

“Just because you can explain it doesn't mean it's not still a miracle.”

“He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower.”

“The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.”

“Haven’t you got any romance in your soul?’ said Magrat plaintively.”

“A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.”

“It's okay to be a loser, it just depends on how good you are at being one.”

“If I ever form a clan, we'll be the anti-cheerleaders and walk under the bleacher forming mild acts of mayhem.”

“Otrera stayed dead the second time," Kinzie said, batting her eyes. "We have to thank you for that. If you ever need a new girlfriend...well, I think you'd look great in an iron collar and an orange jumpsuit.”

“Instant gratification takes too long.”

“You are going to love the sports here. Snow skiing and water-skiing and rock climbing and all kinds of extreme sports. I give you full permission to hurl yourself off stuff.”