Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You teach combat, I guess.”

“She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts.”

“We'd spent maybe ten minutes together, during which time I'd accidentally swung a sword at her, she'd saved my life, and I'd run away chased by a band of supernatural killing machines. You know, your typical chance meeting.”

“hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a horrible stock market if i publish this story. I hope he is just bluffing.”

“Leo: I'm almost out of gas! Woah, that came out wrong. I meant the burning kind!”

“Frank stared at her. "But you throw Ding Dongs at monsters.”

“Popularity's a weird thing. You can't really define it, and it's not cool to talk about, but you know it when you see it. Like a lazy eye, or porn.”

“Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.”

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”

“You're probably wondering what's going to happen to you. That's easy. The same thing is going to happen to you that has happened to every other human being who has ever lived. You're going to die. We all die. That's just how it is.”

“What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.”

“Five syllables," Apollo said, counting them on his fingers. "That would be real bad.”