Humor Quote by Laurie Halse Anderson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“THE FIRST TEN LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL”

“To keep up appearances, I stomp my room and slam the door.”

“When people don't express themselves, they die one piece at a time.”

“CONJUGATE THIS:”

“Look at the stupid, poor people. Look at the stupid, poor, burned-out people. Look at the stupid, poor, burned-out people, look at their dead baby. It's death porn for the masses.”

“Gym should be illegal. It's humiliating.”

“As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.”

“What, you didn’t pack your lunch?” Ty asked sarcastically as he”

“My brain? That's my second favorite organ.”

“A few said they'd be horses. Most said they'd be some sort of cat. My friend said she'd like to come back as a porcupine. I don't like crowds, she said.”

“Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide.”

“It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, 'As pretty as an airport.”