Humor Quote by Karen Chance — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It's about time! It's supposed to be a ritual, not a marathon.”

“I’d have been dead a long time ago if not for my friends, one of whom had just jumped off the cliff after me.”

“They-" He stopped and just blinked at me for a minute. "You know, people are always saying that you're cuckoo. Looney Tunes. Off the freaking edge. But I tell 'em, no, she's okay. She's got some...anger management issues. But you know what? They're right. You're nuts.”

“Not really hungry.”

“If I'd had enough breath, I would have screamed, both at the sensation and at the sheer pettiness of the bastard who wouldn't allow me even a tiny chance of escape.”

“Great. I'd been dumped in Hell's waiting room.”

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”

“If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.”

“A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.”

“I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.”

“Rule number one of anime," Simon said. He sat propped up against a pile of pillows at the foot of his bed, a bag of potato chips in one hand and the TV remote in the other. He was wearing a black T-shirt that said I BLOGGED YOUR MOM and a pair of jeans that were ripped in one knee. "Never screw with a blind monk.”

“I have a terrible memory; I never forget a thing.”