Humor Quote by Karen Chance — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“If I'd had enough breath, I would have screamed, both at the sensation and at the sheer pettiness of the bastard who wouldn't allow me even a tiny chance of escape.”

“No, Miss Palmer. What is bizarre is that I currently have a”

“Not really hungry.”

“Great. I'd been dumped in Hell's waiting room.”

“They-" He stopped and just blinked at me for a minute. "You know, people are always saying that you're cuckoo. Looney Tunes. Off the freaking edge. But I tell 'em, no, she's okay. She's got some...anger management issues. But you know what? They're right. You're nuts.”

“He smiled at that, and then his gaze shifted to a spot over my shoulder and it faded. 'These doubts wouldn’t have anything to do with the company you’re keeping of late, would they?'”

“Fire wants to burn”

“I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're serious, they're usually pretty funny.”

“It was one thing to snuggle a little when the world seemed about to end, and quite another to explain to her parents that she wanted to date an ancient magical horse.”

“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”

“- Did you really save the world ?...”

“But we're going to smile and pretend we're fine with the dorky birthmas gifts because people do not get that they can't mush a birthday into christmas.”