Humor Quote by Jules Renard — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It is when we are faced with death that we turn most bookish.”

“I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.”

“Kronos would be 10 times more powerful. His very presence would incinerate you. And once he achieves this he will empower the other Titans. They are weak, compared to what they soon will become, unless you can stop them, the world will fall, the gods will die, and I will never achieve a perfect score on this stupid machine.”

“Someday is not a day of the week.”

“Molly: So how do you think of Bryce Hamilton crowd so far? Boys hot enough for you?”

“Look. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs!”

“Most bullies are the product of a stressful and often abusive home life. Next time a bully threatens or attacks you, just yell, 'Don't abuse me like your parents abuse you!' Then call children's services and tell them you saw this bully crying in the bathroom and you're worried about him. Bam! He just got moved to a foster home.”

“We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.”