Humor Quote by Alexandra Adornetto — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“If you're worried about safety, you might like to follow my example and put on that seat belt.”

“Sit, Phantom!" Ivy cooed. "On your bottom!”

“Strano come certi ridicoli rituali appaiano perfettamente sensati quando si è innamorati.”

“I have nightmares about hell, where all I do is add up numbers and try to have conversations with people like you.”

“What's going on?" Newt asked, looking back and forth between Thomas and Aris. "Why're you guys looking at each other like you just fell in love?”

“They're book addicts.”

“The more excited I get, the more I vibrate.”

“People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.”

“I'll take the cemetery," Kane said. He didn't sound excited. Rather, he sounded resigned. "The club might collapse if I go.”