Humor Quote by Molly Harper — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Fortunately, among werewolf women, the word "bitch" is not offensive. I was having a lot of fun with that.”

“I haven't had a lot of good, soft things in my life," he said against my forehead. "Not since my family sent me away. Apart from being your sire and feeling that pull to you, it's that goodness, that softness and warmth, along with the resolve and strength in you, that I love. Being turned hasn't taken that from you. If someone were going to design the perfect mate for me, it would be you. Even when you infuriate me with your pigheaded stubbornness and your temper and incredible lack of anything resembling self-preservation—”

“You can't worry about the future so much that you miss out on the present.”

“To say I had some pent-up anger would be like saying Britney Spears had minor impulse-control issues.”

“I am your sire. I am to guide you through your first days as a vampire. Your first feeding is a rite of passage, a sacrament. It will not be wasted on some hormone-driven frenzy. This is why I wanted you to feed from me.”

“I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.”

“Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant”

“Kalle Fucking Blomkvist”

“Why are we bringing him along, again?" Will inquired, of the world in general as well as his sister.”

“I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.”

“No, Miss Palmer. What is bizarre is that I currently have a”