Humor Quote by Sam Levenson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.”

“Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.”

“It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.”

“Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.”

“When in doubt, look intelligent.”

“As I got closer to the fence, I held my shirt over my nose to block the smell. One stallion waded through the muck and whinnied angrily at me. He bared his teeth, which were pointed like a bear's.”

“25 And the Lord spake unto the Angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying 'Where is the flaming sword that was given unto thee?'”

“I don't think you should be an Auror, Harry," said Luna unexpectedly. Everybody looked at her. "The Aurors are part of the Rotfang Conspiracy, I thought everyone knew that. They're working to bring down the Ministry of Magic from within using a mixture of dark magic and gum disease.”

“When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.”