Humor Quote by Sam Levenson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.”

“If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.”

“It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.”

“Jace shook his blond head in exasperation.”

“Will you quit shouting and let me bleed in peace!”

“Technically, I am unarmed. But no one should ever underestimate the harm that fingernails can do. Especially if the target is unprepared.”

“Frank stared at her. "But you throw Ding Dongs at monsters.”

“Writing in English is the most ingenious torture ever devised for sins committed in previous lives. The English reading public explains the reason why.”

“Before I speak, I have something important to say.”