Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“He’s not feeling well,” Clary said, catching at Simon’s wrist. “We’re going.”

“There is truth in stories. There is truth in one of your paintings, boy, or in a sunset or a couplet from Homer. Fiction is truth, even if it is not fact. If you believe only facts and forget stories, your brain will live, but your heart will die.”

“I'm the warlock who's here to cure you. Didn't they tell you I was coming?”

“You're an idiot.”

“What's this?" he demanded, looking from Clary to his companions, as if they might know what she was doing there.”

“I guess it’s true what they say," observed Jace. "There are no straight men in the trenches.”

“One morning you wake up with more life behind you than in front of you, not being able to understand how it’s happened.”

“Thou shalt not submit thy god to market forces.”

“After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?”

“Money may not buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.”

“Because I can't help doing it," he said with a shrug. "And hey, if I keep loving you, maybe you'll eventually crack and love me too. Hell, I'm pretty sure you're already half in love with me.”

“What a strange family you are! Is your name Lettie too?”