Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“And spare me the jokes about scoring.”

“There is truth in stories. There is truth in one of your paintings, boy, or in a sunset or a couplet from Homer. Fiction is truth, even if it is not fact. If you believe only facts and forget stories, your brain will live, but your heart will die.”

“Isabelle snorted, "All the boys”

“You could have fooled me. Everytime I called you, Luke said you were sick. I figured you were avoiding me. Again.”

“Tessa exploded "I am not asking you to maul me in the Whispering Gallery! By the Angel, Will, would you stop being so polite?!”

“As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”

“He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.”

“Some are born weird, some achieve it, others have weirdness thrust upon them.”

“Did someone just call me the”

“Hey," said Shadow. "Huginn or Muninn, or whoever you are.”

“And Mega has a crush on Chester.”

“Now we're going to save a bunch of dirty meatsacks from a bunch of dirty cannibals? Why don't we rescue some orphaned kittens and put food out for stray puppies while we're at it?”