Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“And second, keep in mind that you are a weapon. In theory, when you're done with training, you should be able to kick a hole in a wall or knock out a moose with a single punch.”

“As Luke knelt down beside his corpse, Clary couldn’t help but remember what he had said about having loved Valentine once, about having been his closest friend. Luke, she thought with a pang. Surely he couldn’t be sad — or even grieved?”

“You didn't have to come after me.”

“I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead.”

“Haven't you ever heard that modesty is an attractive trait?”

“All knowledge hurts.”

“Some people talk about other people’s failures with so much pleasure that you would swear they are talking about their own successes.”

“At a certain age almost all the questions a person asks him or herself are really just about one thing: how should you live your life?”

“Yes. Reyn is our resident horse master. He has an excellent seat.”

“Everything stinks till it’s finished.”

“So," he called to her back, "Just out of curiosity, you know, purely conversation and all, at what age”

“Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet.”