Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Aren’t they supposed to be hiring someone else to train me full-time”

“I need to know you believe me when I say I love you. That is all.”

“No one can say that death found in me a willing comrade, or that I went easily.”

“I love you, Clary," he said without looking at her. He was staring out into the church, at the row of lighted candles, their fold reflected in his eyes. "More than I ever--" He broke off. "God. More than I probably should. You know that, don't you?”

“Tessa exploded "I am not asking you to maul me in the Whispering Gallery! By the Angel, Will, would you stop being so polite?!”

“If you don't fear death, then let Kieran meet it.”

“Tayla cursed under her breath. "I was just explaining to Eidolon that Sin is a Smurfette.”

“God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who”

“There must be something wrong with those people who think Audrey Hepburn doesn’t perspire, hiccup or sneeze, because they know that’s not true. I n fact, I hiccup more than most.”

“It's not reasonable to love people who are only going to die," she said.”

“I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.”

“I don't mind if you forget me.”