Humor Quote by Eoin Colfer — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.”

“Who are you?" he asked.”

“Orion brightened. "I have an idea.”

“Wait," said Butler. "Just wait, Holly. Artemis has a plan." He squinted through the green dome. "What is your plan, Artemis?”

“Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut.”

“Excuse me, Captain. Are you two going to weep salty tears of admiration over a helmet all night, or do we have matters to discuss?”

“I’ve been thinking.”

“Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to.”

“Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log.”

“They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said.”

“I’d have been dead a long time ago if not for my friends, one of whom had just jumped off the cliff after me.”

“You're only a man! You've not our gifts! I can tell you! Why, a woman can think of a hundred different things at once, all them contradictory!”