Humor Quote by Douglas Adams — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as the final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.”

“A towel, [The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy] says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.”

“And so the Universe ended.”

“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”

“The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it which the merely improbable lacks.”

“Fortunately, among werewolf women, the word "bitch" is not offensive. I was having a lot of fun with that.”

“Student: Dr. Einstein, Aren't these the same questions as last year's [physics] final exam?”

“In the world according to Garp, we are all terminal cases”

“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”

“See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of shit? That's why I look interested.”