Humor Quote by Susan Ee — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I look up to say something but he puts his finger to my lips and whispers, “Don’t talk. You’ll just spoil my fantasy of rescuing an innocent damsel in distress as soon as you open your mouth.”

“Was that you, Pooky Bear?”

“Who knew? I had no idea that someone could be such a thorn in your foot during a death march and still be irresistibly attractive in some magical, undeniable way.”

“In the long second before everyone absorbs what just happened, I see the angel rolling his eyes heavenward, like a teenager in the presence of overwhelming lameness. Some people just have no sense of gratitude.”

“If you want to catch beasts you don't see every day,”

“That does it," said Jace. "I'm going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year.”

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”

“I like pancakes.”

“So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.”

“He had a bleeding cut on his leg and he smelled like shit.”