Humor Quote by Susan Ee — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Was that you, Pooky Bear?”

“I’m fine, Mom. Thanks for asking.”

“In the long second before everyone absorbs what just happened, I see the angel rolling his eyes heavenward, like a teenager in the presence of overwhelming lameness. Some people just have no sense of gratitude.”

“Who knew? I had no idea that someone could be such a thorn in your foot during a death march and still be irresistibly attractive in some magical, undeniable way.”

“No,” said Hermione shortly. “Have either of you seen my copy of”

“Art is anything you can get away with.”

“The blood you spill is the blood of kings,” seethed Dunyasha. “You are not fit for such a gift.”

“Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.”

“Why do humans never do as they're told? Someone should replace you all with robots. No, on second though, they shouldn't, bad idea.”

“Money may not buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.”