Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“At such times the universe gets a little closer to us. They are strange times, times of beginnings and endings. Dangerous and powerful. And we feel it even if we don't know what it is. These times are not necessarily good, and not necessarily bad. In fact, what they are depends on what *we* are.”

“The wages of sin is death but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home early on Fridays.”

“Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.”

“It was nice to hear the voices of little children at play, provided you took care to be far enough away not to hear what they were actually saying.”

“In theory it was, around now, Literature. Susan hated Literature. She'd much prefer to read a good book.”

“Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.”

“It was nice to hear the voices of little children at play, provided you took care to be far enough away not to hear what they were actually saying.”

“Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log.”

“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.”

“Why?' is always the most difficult question to answer. You know where you are when someone asks you 'What's the time?' or 'When was the battle of 1066?' or 'How do these seatbelts work that go tight when you slam the brakes on, Daddy?' The answers are easy and are, respectively, 'Seven-thirty in the evening,' 'Ten-fifteen in the morning,' and 'Don't ask stupid questions.”

“In the end, everything is a gag.”

“Me and Katy look adorkable in extraterrestrial”