Humor Quote by P.G. Wodehouse — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I am not always good and noble. I am the hero of this story, but I have my off moments.”

“She fitted into my biggest arm-chair as if it had been built round her by someone who knew they were wearing arm-chairs tight about the hips that season”

“It was one of the dullest speeches I ever heard. The Agee woman told us for three quarters of an hour how she came to write her beastly book, when a simple apology was all that was required.”

“Unseen in the background, Fate was quietly slipping lead into the boxing-glove.”

“It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.”

“She looked away. Her attitude seemed to suggest that she had finished with him, and would be obliged if somebody would come and sweep him up.”

“Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.”

“How would you feel about sharing your bed?" she asked.”

“But Grover’s voice was already growing fainter. ‘Sweet dreams. Don’t let me die!”

“My brain? That's my second favorite organ.”

“That's brain tissue. How can you-?" Claire shut her mouth, fast. "Never mind. I don't think I wanna know.”

“Don't you understand?" snarled Rincewind. "We are going over the Edge, godsdammit!”