Humor Quote by Gary Larson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You guessed? You must have been pretty sure, considering you could have killed me.”

“So please, oh please, we beg, we pray,”

“Down there between our legs, it's like an entertainment complex in the middle of a sewage system. Who designed that?”

“I’m fine, Mom. Thanks for asking.”

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”

“Life is All About How you Handle Plan B”