Humor Quote by Marian Keyes — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It was ironic, really - you want to die because you can't be bothered to go on living - but then you're expected to get all energetic and move furniture and stand on chairs and hoist ropes and do complicated knots and attach things to other things and kick stools from under you and mess around with hot baths and razor blades and extension cords and electrical appliances and weedkiller. Suicide was a complicated, demanding business, often involving visits to hardware shops.”

“Gaia visited her daughter Mnemosyne, who was busy being unpronounceable.”

“He whipped out his sheet, then pulled it over himself and wrapped it tightly around his face like an old woman in a shawl.”

“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.”

“Happiness is a warm puppy.”

“I hope you feel better today. Please ring me at work if you are dead.”

“I've never stunned anyone except in our D.A. lessons," said Luna, sounding mildly interested. "That was noisier than I thought it would be.”