Humor Quote by Veronica Roth — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I look out the window again, taking slow, deep breaths into a body too tense to move. And as I stare out at the land, I think that this, if nothing else, is compelling evidence for my parents’ God, that our world is so massive that it is completely out of our control, that we cannot possibly be as large as we feel. -Tris Prior”

““Are you asking me to undress, Tris?'”

“She believes that Tobias belongs to her now. She doesn't know the truth, that he belongs to himself.”

“That is death - shifting from "is" to "was.”

“I have something I need to tell you," he says. I run my fingers along the tendons in his hands and look back at him. "I might be in love with you." He smiles a little. "I'm waiting until I'm sure to tell you, though.”

“I keep finding myself stifled by the company of others and then crippled by loneliness when I leave them. I am terrified and I don't even know of what, because I have lost everything already.”

“She's so small, yet she contains so much evil.”

“For the first twenty years of my life, I rocked myself to sleep. It was a harmless enough hobby, but eventually, I had to give it up. Throughout the next twenty-two years I lay still and discovered that after a few minutes I could drop off with no problem. Follow seven beers with a couple of scotches and a thimble of good marijuana, and it’s funny how sleep just sort of comes on its own. Often I never even made it to the bed. I’d squat down to pet the cat and wake up on the floor eight hours later, having lost a perfectly good excuse to change my clothes. I’m now told that this is not called “going to sleep” but rather “passing out,” a phrase that carries a distinct hint of judgment.”

“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.”

“I will call him Small Bob," said Bob. "He is a good monster.”

“There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.”