Humor Quote by W.C. Fields — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”

“Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.”

“Come work for me, and I’ll tell you.”

“You couldn't be satisfied with being an amateur asshole, could you, Jimbo! You had to go and turn pro on me!”

“Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me.”

“The idea of being strong for someone else having never entered their heads, I find myself in the position of having to console them. Since I'm the person going in to be slaughtered, this is somewhat annoying.”

“We did it, we bashed them wee Potter's the one, and Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!”

“So many things to see, people to do.”