Humor Quote by Veronica Roth — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I didn't know that idiocy caused people to just start spontaneously bleeding from the nose.”

“Before I leave the bathroom, I pinch my cheeks hard to bring blood to the surface of my skin. It’s stupid, but I don’t want to look weak and exhausted in front of everyone.”

“She believes that Tobias belongs to her now. She doesn't know the truth, that he belongs to himself.”

“May the peace of God be with you,” she says, her voice low, “even in the midst of trouble.”

“You don’t believe things because they make your life better, you believe them because they’re true.”

“What is it with you today?” says Christina on the way to breakfast. Her eyes are still”

“I really can't think about kissing when I've got a rebellion to incite.”

“Terrific. A bisexual dominant vampire with kidnapping expertise.”

“I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.”

“Sometimes I think it is a great mistake to have matter that can think and feel. It complains so. By the same token, though, I suppose that boulders and mountains and moons could be accused of being a little too phlegmatic.”

“Written on her tombstone: "I told you I was sick.”

“I'm not going to tell you to trust me, because that's a terrible idea.”